A humble, obedient Jon Stewart heaps praise upon America’s Glorious Leader, Donald J. Trump, and provides an FCC-approved refresher on the rules of free speech in the wake of Jimmy Kimmel’s suspension. Plus, the TDS News Team serenades the world’s greatest, large-penised leader.
Jon Stewart dives into Trump’s golf shenanigans in Scotland, the Republican “caddies” providing him cover on the Epstein scandal back home, and the possibility of a pardon for Ghislaine Maxwell. Plus, Jessica Williams will NOT allow Beyoncé to be roped into Trump’s use of exceptional Black people as a distraction.
Jon Stewart dives into Trump’s crude birthday card to Epstein and his desperate attempts to distract MAGA with Hillary’s emails, the release of the MLK files, and the return of racist football mascots. Plus, Jon reacts to CBS cancelling “The Late Show with Stephen Colbert” and calls upon corporations, advertisers, and institutions to “sack up” with the help of the “Go F**k Yourself” choir.
Jon Stewart delves into the MAGA furor over Trump’s handling of the Epstein case, Trump’s cheap distractions-turned-threats against Rosie O’Donnell, and the president’s double standard on red state vs. blue state relief. Plus, Jon demands accountability from Elmo for his antisemitic rant on X.